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Saturday, June 7, 2008

MAGIC!!!

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

From my earlier posts, we all know that I can't sing (or dance) and I won't be signing up for any reality TV shows trying to show off my 'talent' only to be humiliated in the end. Public humiliation at Hollywood video and HEB are enough for me.

But this is the truth here...my shower is magic.

That's right people. I have a magic shower. I run my water, get in and instantly sing just like Mariah Carey (this I know because I play her CD while I shower). Honestly, I sound just like her. I can hit those high notes as if I were her. My kids come running with this look on their faces and they gather outside my restroom door asking me if I am "okay".

Maybe they wanted an encore.

All I need now is someone to design a portable shower just like mine so I can take it with me everywhere I go. I definately need it in the truck cause my truck IS NOT magic. I sing in there frequently and it just doesn't sound the same. Maybe it's the acoustics or whatever but my shower is definately magic.

10 comments:

Carrie said...

Oh, your truck is probably magic, too. You just don't have the music turned up loud enough. Did you try adding more bass?

Shelby said...

WEIRD! I have a magic shower TOO! And like Carrie said, my driver's seat is magic too...but it only seems to work when I'm the only one in the car...WEIRD!

Mrs. R said...

WE HAVE THE SAME SHOWER!!!! Except I sound just like Pink!

Brian in Mpls said...

Now this would def. beat American Idol as a show. Shower Wars.

Cyn said...

HAHAHA! I should try your shower out. Im not sure the other restroom has the same effect.

Mama Dawg said...

Wow, we have the same shower! However, my iPod makes me sound just like all the artists I listen to, not just the women.

That's right. I have a magical iPod. Jealous?

Mama's Losin' It said...

No matter where I am...if I turn the music up loud enough I sound AWESOME.

Maternal Mirth said...

Simon Cowell should hand out in your bathroom. You could be ... thenextAmericanIdol.

Maternal Mirth said...

That should be HANG out in your bathroom. If he just had a hand in there, it really wouldn't do any good.

... or would it????

Heather said...

It's like closing the door in my own little recording booth. Miraculous, I tell ya!!