That's how long it takes Angel to fall asleep.
I've learned to use this knowledge to my advantage.
For example: If I'm not in the mood for sex...I just lay VERY still...for 2 minutes and "play possum". He gets bored...or forgets what he is doing and he's out like a hibernating bear.
Keep that in mind because it's going to be relevant in a moment.
We don't have central air or heat in my house (I know what you are thinking but remember ....older house...given to us…etc). Now, I know its cold, you know its cold...Angel? Not quite sure if he's aware. I had to remind him to get portable space heaters for the kid’s rooms and thank goodness he did. My room gets the coldest because of lack of insulation. I was freezing my ass off in bed. Lucky for me, Angel generates a lot of heat. One particular night my knees were freezing so I wiggled closer to Angel in hopes of thawing out. I accidentally touched him with my knee and he woke up. He started complaining about how cold I was and why was I touching him and why am I waking him up...etc. I explained that I was cold and needed to get closer to warm up but he didn't want me to. I was TOO COLD FOR HIM!
That's ok!
Whatever dude.
Go night-night.
I'll wait 2 minutes and you’ll be back in REM stage in no time.
Sure enough....2 minutes later…
I'm nice and toasty.
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I'm always too cold for Pat...espcially my fingers and toes...it's like the heat just doesn't affect them at all.
Hilarious that he falls asleep so FAST...I wish I could!!!
when im cold, vince is hot. when vince is cold, im hot..it always works out great for us.
Ah ha I knew IT! I have found the secret weapon. I am now going to start drinking coffee at 9pm if I want sex!
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