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Saturday, July 19, 2008

BOB.

(uh..click on the words in white lettering to go to the link please. I do believe there are some people who haven't picked up on this just yet).

Okay..now....

Has anyone seen those Enzyte commercials? Those commercials about "BOB"

I was trying to figure out how to put those videos from Youtube on here but was unsuccessful. I just wanted to mention what I have noticed about them lately.

For anyone who doesn't know, Enzyte is a male enhancement. They show these commercials of "BOB" and his wife and how life has been so much better since "BOB" called and ordered himself some Enzyte. "BOB's" wife is all smiles now and he is constantly smiling.

Okay, we get it. "BOB" is now 'hung'. "BOB's" wife is super happy. So happy in fact that she's bragging to her girlfriends about how "BOB" is.

This may not be such a good idea.

There are a series of these commercials each letting us know how big "BOB" is and how happy his wife has become. Now in this commercial, "BOB" has become a "player". It's not all about "BOB" and his wife anymore. Is he considering expanding his horizons?
Notice how all of the women now want to sit on "BOB's" lap? These are some horny bitches to be getting in line all quick like that.

Obviously, "BOB" has become the shit.

27 comments:

AFRo said...

That was funny stuff gurl. I agree... horny bitches. This is somewhat childish, but I noticed it right off, the positioning of the "north pole" at the beginning of the video. Too many innuendos there...

Cherlyn said...

Those commercials crack me up, And yes, they are chock-full of innuendos.

Dirty White boy said...

Its actually just vitamin B and some other all natural crap, Enzyte has nothing on Viagra...or so Ive heard....

Mom2FiveBratz said...

my husband has tried enzyte, it lowers his blood sugar (hes diabetic) but i dont quite see what all them women are smiling about.

Dirty White boy said...

Do I know about enzyte and viagra personally....I am going to plead the 5th but will say this, Im over 35, why else would a 21 yr old model want to date me?
pfft...I could be BOB.

Dena said...

Congrats on being featured.

MB said...

congrats on feature of the day. What gets me most about those commericals is how long they are. Must be a freudian slip.

Memarie Lane said...

My mother-in-law has a B.O.B. It stands for Battery Operated Boyfriend.

KimmyJ said...

He-He - congrats SITSta.

Lynda said...

Congrats on being the SAUCY SITS blog today! And, your BOB post is very funny - thanks!

Angie said...

Those commercials have me ROFL every time! Congrats on your spotlight day today! :-)

Rph Mommy said...

Those commercials are too funny. What's even funnier is the guys that come into my pharmacy and ask for that stuff. They try to be all discreet. Right. You just wanna be like BOB. Uh-huh. *snicker snicker*

Kendrawolf said...

I've seen those. Shame on BOB! I hate Viagra commercials too!

jennifer said...

HATE those Bloomin commercials especially when my kids are around. I'd like to have an opportunity to tell the big goobers that came up with the commercials to start with
"Um, not so much." or "Get a room" or some othe snarky random saying that actually worked.

Oh, and Bob? Meet Mr. Bobbet. The WHAT NOT TO DO (get caught) of the playah world.

Funny Stuff Chick!

Jen

Veggie Mom said...

Congrats on your nod as the SITS Featured Blogger! You're a pretty funny gal. BTW, Aunt Julie needs help planning the rehearsal dinner for her son's wedding, and needs your help. Plus, she's giving away a complete set of Pop'rs in the bargain, starting today-the best way to encourage your family to Eat Their Veggies! Please drop in sometime and check it out!

Sherri - KaysvilleMomma said...

Too Funny!!!! I must add you to my daily reads!!!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

The thing I hate about commercials like this is they run them any time of the day and my kids are all like, what's ED?? Explain that to a 9 year old...

christie said...

Ahhhh. That is some funny stuff!

thotlady said...

One of the girls in the first video, the one with the short blonde hair with the flip and pointy glasses looks like Kyra Sedgewick from 'The Closer'.

I don't know why I noticed that but I did.

I can't stand BOB.

thotlady said...

I have alreayd commented, but I forgot to mention, this is my first time visiting.

Love your background.

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

WHat I hate the most? My ex's name is Bob.

Heather said...

Yeah, in my neck of the woods BOB is an acronym for something battery operated. Hmmmm...interesting parallel.

Shannie said...

Came on over through SITS! It's my first day over there, too... So, what a great way to start my SITStahood! Funny blog! I don't want any Enzyte in this household, thank you very much... I'm too damn tired at night. I don't care how happy Bob and his wife look...

Kaza said...

Congrats on being the SITSta of the day, and enjoy your day of comment love! I have to say, I like your attitude so I'm guessing I'll be back!

Insane Mama said...

Oh sure Drty white boy saying, "So I've heard"

I say do whatever works to keep it up and going.

Karen said...

We get those commercials, here. However they seem to have been toned down a bit...

Julie N said...

Funny stuff....love it! Congrats on being the featured SITS Sista today! Sorry..witty comments are dead, time for bed! (Oh, but I can rhyme though!)