I know, "Everything's bigger in Texas" but do the men's egos have to be too??
My current annoyance:
Truck Balls.
Yes. You heard me right.
I said Truck Balls.
For those of you who are confused...
I am talking about actual testicals designed for trucks solely for cosmetic purposes.
They are attached to the back of the truck (basically where the testicles of a dog would be)
AND they are usually on the more bigger, rugged trucks because, you know...they hang.
Still confused?
Here, let me help with that....
Truck Balls
As you can see, they come in an assortment of colors.
Red, Ivory, Black, Blue, Pink....flesh. I'm not kidding.
Above is brown and below is mocha.
For those big bold guys who really want to strut:
Here are a pair of BRASS ones for ya!
They also offer a "Special Process for Bright Shiny Effect":
Still confused???
Alright, Look:
WHAT?!?
Too inappropriate?
So what! It's my blog.
I'm just pointing out what I see everyday. Some more..ABOUT ME, for ya.
So, I'm just wondering what the actual purpose of these prostetic babies are for? I mean...on a truck?
Is this the driver's way of letting the public know that it's a BOY truck?
Cause you know....A truck is a truck.
To me.
I don't know about ya'll but I just see a truck.
I have yet to see a vehicle on the road with a pair of prosthetic boobies on it so I am just guessing this is a "man thing".
Why boys?
Why???
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UPDATE:
I am such an idiot.
I just did a little more digging and saw this.
I was wrong, apparently they aren't just for trucks.
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8 comments:
I've seen those too and am just as confused. It's the lamest thing EVER! Seriously, who invented those and why? Compensating for something, are we?
I can think of nothing douchebaggier than hanging fake balls on your truck. What's the point? And how is that not pornographic? If the twig was attached to those berries, the cops would pull you over in a second, right? I've seen those in PA, Sheila, so you're not the only one.
They are the dumbest things EVER. I am seriously trying to think of something worse and I can't.
Bahahaha.... I haven't seen these up my way but they are kind of funny. BTW I am more then loving the upper 60's weather we're enjoying up here in the Dallas area... MUCH better then Provo which is getting down into the highs of 30... too darn cold!
Ugh...I've seen them around here too. Such stupidness.
Don't you wish you could just run into the back of one of those trucks and run'm into a ditch?
Oh my God.
They scare me :S
Those are SO GROSS!
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