What I have to listen to

We just finished watching Devyn play his first soccer game. (they lost 7-0) No biggie. The kids had a good time and they all ran off the field smiling. I decided to take the kids to eat at Stars (it's a drive-in).
On the way, Devyn was complaining that his stomach was hurting.

Dom: Devyn, is it hurting cause you have to make CACA?
Devyn: No.
Me: Do you feel like you have to throw-up?
Devyn: No.

Ok, so we get there and park. We are all looking at the menu trying to decide what we want.

Me: Devyn, look at the menu, figure out what you want.
Devyn: I have to use the restroom.
Me: #1 or #2
Devyn: #2
Me: Alright, guys..we have to go home. We'll come right back (Stars is just down the street from the house anyway)
Miah: Aww, man! Well that's good cause now I can eat my nachos cause I can smell all of that cheezy goodness. (she bought nachos at the game as soon as it was over and I don't allow them to eat anything in my truck).
Me: At least when we come back we can have more time to decide what we want.
Devyn: I didn't even get to decide what I wanted yet.
Miah: That's cause you can't think when you have to use it.
Dom: See Devyn, I told you you had to do #2.
Devyn: I didn't then.
Dom: That's cause you were in denial.

So now we're home and I am just finishing this blog as Devyn walks out of the restroom.

Back to Stars we go!