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Friday, April 24, 2009

GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!

HUH?


What?!?


NOOO!!!...Not something that needs to be cured with Antibiotics like my girl Muffy.

Let me just say that I'm totally glad it's nothing like that!


(Pssst...hope all is well down under girlie!)


Now, back to what I was all excited about (cause we know that bit of info probably wasn't very exciting for her at all)...


I got an Anniversary Present from Honkeie2!!


YEAH!!



THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!


I LOVE IT!! I LOVE IT!!
It's what I always wanted!


What?!? Isn't that what you're supposed to say??


You guys have to go and check out Honkeie2's page. I can't remember how I stumbled across him but I know I kept coming back cause he kept posting these funky facial expression pics and they were cracking my ass up. He's hilarious with his "subliminal" comments. Can't get enough.

I asked him what was up with those pics and...from then (along with our mutual love of Boone's)....we were...inseparable.

(P.S. Wanna join the Boone's Farm Fan Club with me Honkeie2?)


Lately, this guy has been drinking some crazy shit, though!
This guy obviously likes challenges!!

He's Hilarious! I'm sure you'll get a kick out of him. Hang out long enough with him and....months later....VOILA!



Gifts in the mail!



Go ahead guys, check him out.

If you leave a comment...make sure it's something explicit.

He's into stuff like that.

(If you happen to mention small furry animals combined with those explicit comments....you might get a gift too. I'm not saying that's how I got my gift or anything, I got it because of my Anniversary, but go ahead and give it a try. Couldn't hurt, right?)



No..For Real.

Thank you very much!


I really appreciate it!




SOOOO, the present came in right?!?
AAAAND....funny story......



Customs got to it before I could.


Yup.


Let me explain...Obviously this wasn't MY doing!!


It had come in to the post office a few days ago and normally I would have gone to pick it up between patients but since I didn't actually have any patients....I was stuck in the office until 5.

So, Angel is off today and I asked him to please pick it up for me.


He did....


and then,


he went to...


Mexico...

with it.



So, on the way back, they stopped him and searched the truck and opened up the box and searched the package. I hate when people open up my stuff.


My gift was violated.


But!! I'm totally loving the pink Styrofoam peanuts!! I was digging through there hoping that maybe you had sent some money, you know, just because.


I've given it some thought and I've decided that YOU DID send me some money but Customs took it when they searched the box.


THOSE BASTARDS!!

(Maybe you should file a claim cause, you know, you sent it and all. OR...just send it to me..again!! I'll leave it up to you.)


Thank You!!



Mom Taxi Julie!! I'm waiting for that book to come in and I will write about that too!! Thank you too!!

P.S. Angel came back from Mexico with a new Tattoo. More on that later!!

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This part is for my SIL!!

If she doesn't get started blogging soon I'm just going to have to taunt her with her new found favorite things!

Here you go...

RASPAS for you!


Order whatever you want...it's on me!

6 comments:

honkeie2 said...

damn it they must have taken the drugs and the steroids as well! Thanks for the (butt)plug! Please send all dirty minded fools my way!

~Sheila~ said...

honkeie2:
You're very welcome. I'm sure they will feel right at home.
Thanks Again!!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

Dude I suck I still need to send your book sorry!

I'm off to kiss Honeie's ass so he'll send me presents. :)

Sassy Mama said...

Hey Sheila, Its me! Can't we find a snoopy snow cone machine & torture the secret recipe out of those girls? please?huh? please?

~Sheila~ said...

MomTJ:
I re-sent you my address so that you can send the book.
Let me know how that ass-kissing goes so I can keep it up.


Sassy Mama:
Hey Girlie!! It'a about time!
I checked out your blog but you still need to publish a post. I've already added you to my list though.
B.T.W....I think I DO actually have a snowcone maker. It takes FOREVER to make them for the whole family but at least I tried. Now, we're just going down the street!!

Superwoman said...

1.) Bitchin' present, that's awesome.

2.) I would remember more college if it weren't for Boones. And I mean that in a nice way.

3.) You excitement makes me want to wrap a sock in tissue and send it to you because you'd still be (or act) elated and that would boost my self esteem.

Done and done!