Now, I know what you guys are thinking.."Sheila's gonna talk about her underwear".
NOOOO, C'mon.
What kind of girl do you guys think I am?!
Anyway...
See, I have this friend and she has this problem.
She loves wearing underwear with glitter on them. She thinks they are cute and sexy and they make her feel cute and sexy...and...
What?! That's what she told me!
Back to her problem, she says when she wears the glitter panties that she ends up with glitter all over her nether regions. Now, I, personally wouldn't know what she's talking about. So, anyway, she goes on to tell me about how sometimes she wakes up in the morning while wearing the glitter panties and she has glitter on her eye lids and on her cheek and on the bottom of her feet. I don't know how she gets it all over the place. But it's all over the place and throughout her covers.
At least this is what she tells me.
She claims to have a drawer full of them so there is always glitter flying all over the place. God forbid she should wash her glitter panties with Angel's work clothes...I mean, with her husband's clothes...if she has one.
Let's keep in mind that my friend isn't exactly shopping at Frederick's of Hollywood or even Victoria's Secret for these super cute panties. So I guess she gets what she pays for.
Well, I don't really know how much she paid for them because I don't know her like that to be all up in her finances and stuff.
Anyway.
Just wanted to let you guys know what's going on with me.
I mean.....my friend.
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Sheila stop buying glitter panties!
WHAT?!
It's not me. IT'S MY FRIEND!
LMAO. Your friend needs to go with the hanes for a little while. ;P
tell your friend a little glitter never hurt anyone or she can invest in vicky's secrets
Sure blame the stripper glitter on the panties sure......I believe you...
bet you angel..i mean your friend's husband wakes up with glitter on his nether regions as well. as well as hands, face, etc...
i'm just saying. tell your glitter girl friend that maybe she needs to wrap herself in saran wrap when she wears these glitter panties.that way she can always shake the glitter back on them when she's preparing for a glitter show. yanno, a glitter show. lol
The Nice One:
Right!!
I'll be sure to let her know that grandmama panties are IN now..lol.
Beyond Danielle:
I'll tell her but I'm sure she'll tell you that sometimes she pees glitter (cause it's everywhere) and it's not so cute and sexy in her pee.
I'm sure she'll say that.
Honkeie2:
Stripper glitter? Where would someone get some of that???
....maybe at those stores you don't know so much about, hmmm?
TUN:
Ummmm, I think her husband might have woken up a few times looking a little sparkly all over.
It's part of the glitter magic, you know...to mesmerize and seduce and occasionally blind if you get too close.
Not so sexy when he gets to work and he's in his hardhat and construction gear. Glitter isn't sexy when you're digging trenches and such.
...I would guess...
P.S. Beyond Danielle:
Vicky is asking for too much money for her secrets.
I was thinking about you the other day and couldn't help but wonder...how is your son doing? I hope he is still pursuing music! I hope he likes my current projects. Glitter away!
Nick James:
Hey Man!
How have things been?
Well I'm glad I crossed your mind (and not in one of those cougar type of ways...unless that is how it was playing out in your mind then it's your business..lol).
Yes, Dom is still trying music but he's neglecting his grades so it's on halt for a bit until we get back on track.
We will check out your projects!
Friend... Yeah sure... I've tried that line before.
Don't be ashamed of your panties girl!
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