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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Man-Cave? Really?

Okay, soo.....


Those people who know me, know I like to joke around. Who better to pick on then my patients?
For example,
If you come in with your stories about how you've actually procured a section of your house for your own personal reasons...say...a MAN CAVE, then you deserve to get picked on.

I'm just sayin...

One day a patient started out with a conversation having EVERYTHING  NOTHING  to do about me, but I happened to be eavesdropping (like always) and I heard the word "Man-cave" and was like..."MAN CAVE?, you have a man cave?"

Now, my image of a "MAN CAVE" is men gathering together in a club-house-like restored room of any sort (say a garage or tent) where men go to...be Men.

Okay, so this image DOES include but is not limited to:
Club Houses (in or out of a tree) with "Keep Out" signs, cushion forts and/or chair/kitchen table forts with taped "No Girls Allowed" signs, men walking around in loin cloths, body odor, UGG like boots and dragging around an enormous club.


Hey!

I'm not judging! I LOOOVED forts, and clubhouses made of furniture, cushions and bed sheets.

But this..I feel..is different.

So I asked, "You have a MAN-CAVE?!"

Okay...so that wasn't so much asking as it was making a statement but still...

For those of you who actually "know" me, you know I looooove making therapy fun.
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So, here we have a patient we'll call "Man-Cave". I ask Roque (you remember Roque, right?) <--click on link.
Well, when I asked (out of curiosity), what goes on in a "Man-Cave?
I was told, "Manly Things".

Yeah, like that means anything.

So, since there was no CLEAR definition of "Manly-Things", I decided to come up with a few exercises for men to do in their "Manly" ways in their MAN CAVES.

First, we have:
THE PRINCESS WAVE


Yes, It's exactly what you think. The position of the elbow should be at 90 degrees and the turning of the wrist so that the hand rotates in the air like so.
If they liked, they could blow kisses or even can show their "GUNS" if they like but they always returned to the Princess Wave.

Then there's the ever so popular,

STAYIN ALIVE


Now, what man doesn't want to pretend they are on a lighted dance floor busting out their moves for all their friends to see?
White suit, disco ball and some dancing boot heels is all you need cause we have the rest here.
And by "the rest" I mean, me singing "Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive." right behind you.

Let's not forget, no man would ever be complete leaving therapy without doing:

THE HULA HOOP


You see? Who doesn't want a hula hoop of their own? No fighting boys, we have plenty. 
You say you want the pink one? No problem, it's all yours.

It's great exercise and I can tell the men get a little giddy inside when I mention what exercise is next. I can almost imagine them giggling, clapping and  jumping for joy.

You guys think I'm joking, huh?
This is actual therapy and once I have the patient "man" performing the exercises, I like to mention how "MANLY" they look.
I'm telling you, they want to choke the shit out of me by the end of therapy LOVE it!

So, Gentlemen, if you happen to find yourself hurt on the job and in need of physical rehabilitation, I've got a few exercises for ya.

We'll make our own MAN CAVE!

Trust me, It'll be FUN!!!



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