I was awaken at 3 am to the sound of my husband calling out (loudly) in his sleep...
"SPERM BANK!"
Yeah...I didn't know what that was about either.
I waited patiently until 4 (of course I went back to sleep but I wake when the alarm goes off for Angel at 4)
Me: What the heck were you dreaming about?
Angel: I was playing Jeopardy.
Me: Are you serious? Did you win?
Angel: Yeah, I won.
Me: You couldn't have won...you yelled out "SPERM BANK!"
Angel: HA HA..yeah I know..I won.
Me: YOU DIDN'T WIN! YOU DIDN'T SAY YOUR ANSWER IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!
And...sperm bank???
He proclaimed that he had, in fact, won and that was that so he got up left the bed to get ready for work.
Angel cracks me up cause he does some funky stuff in his sleep.
He often speaks in Spanish when he talks in his sleep.
No....not the sexy seductive Spanish that you would like whispered in your ear by some handsome stud straight out of a Spanish novela...
No dears...my husband barks out orders as if he's communicating with his other hard hat buddies because he works in construction.
Sometimes he asks me where he wants me to put the pile of dirt he's carrying.
Other times he's hammering on the pillow or my head.
One time I actually woke him up cause it got a little ridiculous because he was mumbling something in bed and he..........spit.
UGHHH...I KNOW.....
HE SPIT!!!
I woke him up right then and there to point out what he was doing because I knew if I didn't wake him....I'd wake up in a puddle of spit....eeewwww.
Anyway, my night adventures are just that....adventures.
Be lucky you may just sleep with a snorer.
That reminds me of THIS POST that has to do with us in bed too......(dirty minds).
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So today the kids all around Texas are taking their TAKS test.
The funny thing is...my kids aren't even phased by the testing.
I asked them if they were prepared. YUP.
I asked them if they were worried about testing. NOPE.
I never worry about Dom cause he always does well.
This is Miah's first time testing. She told me that she passed her practice tests and that she got the highest grade.
She's not worried.
I'm not worried.
Here she is this morning making herself some oatmeal. She knows that she needs a good breakfast. I will never worry about her taking care of herself...
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