So, I just picked up Dom from school and he's been gushing about how people say his hair smells like grape and how people like it. We get home and before he gets out of the truck, he tells me...
"I'm Sexy."
Ummm....ok,
Now, we've all had those moments where you tell your kids "Oh, you're such a handsome boy (or young man) " or "You're such a pretty girl."
This is not one of those moments!! NOPE.
I am sooo not going to sit here and tell Dom, "That's right my baby! You are such a SEXY boy, yes you are..."
No, my dears. Not gonna happen.
What did happen, you ask?
Well, after I exhaled from that huge gasp I just took because my son just got finished telling me about his sexiness, I told him..
NO! YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU ARE NOT SEXY AT ALL.
Then I reminded him what happens to families who think they are sexy amongst themselves or anything along those lines and the only thing that came to mind is...
Do any of you guys out there know this person?
I know my bro and SIL do.
His name....is SEX. He used to be a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance and his mom was a little bit upset that he didn't make the cut.
Yes, I know. Amazingly stunning isn't he?
His mom backs him up on it!
Not this mom, not me, nuh uh!
I love my son, I really do, and I will back him up on whatever he decides to do in his life (just don't be implicating me in your crimes, Dom!) but to me...he's not SEXY.
What point in life is it when you consider your son sexy...oh, ummm...NEVER!!!
So, for you strange mothers out there who absolutely...*ahem* ...love your sons...
This is for you::
via videosift.com
AND THIS....is just to put a little more icing on the cake for ya!
dancemedia.com :: Dave Soller - Dance Spirit 2008 Cover Model Search entrant
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